Scratchy Corpo
This isn’t just a t-shirt — it’s a straightjacket in disguise. Soft, lightweight, and dangerously comfortable, it’s got just the right amount of stretch to keep you feeling good… maybe too good. Flattering for all body types, whether you’re pacing the halls or plotting your escape.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk
This shirt is made just for you the moment you place an order — because mass production is for the sane. Thanks for embracing the madness and making thoughtful purchasing decisions. Now slip it on and let the Asylum take hold.
This isn’t just a t-shirt — it’s a straightjacket in disguise. Soft, lightweight, and dangerously comfortable, it’s got just the right amount of stretch to keep you feeling good… maybe too good. Flattering for all body types, whether you’re pacing the halls or plotting your escape.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk
This shirt is made just for you the moment you place an order — because mass production is for the sane. Thanks for embracing the madness and making thoughtful purchasing decisions. Now slip it on and let the Asylum take hold.
This isn’t just a t-shirt — it’s a straightjacket in disguise. Soft, lightweight, and dangerously comfortable, it’s got just the right amount of stretch to keep you feeling good… maybe too good. Flattering for all body types, whether you’re pacing the halls or plotting your escape.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk
This shirt is made just for you the moment you place an order — because mass production is for the sane. Thanks for embracing the madness and making thoughtful purchasing decisions. Now slip it on and let the Asylum take hold.