Professional help

Brewed Cocktail

Can of Asylum Brewing’s Pina Colada Brewed Cocktail with eccentric vintage-style label featuring a man wearing a pineapple hat and holding a cocktail. Text includes words like "Professional," "Help," "Crazy Good Brewed Cocktail," and "7% alc/vol."

At 9.5% ABV, this cocktail doesn’t offer comfort — it offers consequences. A twisted blend of bold spirits and unhinged flavor, it’s smooth, punchy, and just dangerous enough to make you rethink your life choices. One sip soothes, two sips seduce… and by the third? Yeah, you’re gonna need some Professional Help.

9.5%

Alc by Vol

Format

Can / Draft

availability

All Year

Two cans of Asylum Brewing's Professional Piña Colada Brewed Cocktail featuring a vintage-style image of a man with a pineapple on his head.

You’ve gone too far — and it’s way too late to turn back.